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[scaredtobreak]

Your Personality Is Like Alcohol

You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester. Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable. You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work! At your best: You are uninhibited, funny, and relaxed. What people like about being around you: You're friendly, welcoming, and easy to talk to. What people dislike about being around you: You're a little sloppy and careless. How addicted people get to you: A fair amount, though they tend to deny it.

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

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You Are Thong Panties

Woman, you are one hell of a ride! You're a total wild child - and you live for crazy times. Men are attracted to you like flies to honey, even though they know they should stay away. You need a expert cowboy who can keep in tune with your free spirit!

What Kind of Panties Are You?

Blogthings: Discover the Parts of Your Personality that Have Been Hiding

Comments

[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

I won't argue with the underwear one: you are one hell of a ride.

But inquiring minds wanna know: is Lowballs an expert enough cowboy for ya?

[scaredtobreak.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah, I am but I don't wear my thongs like that. That's just trashy.

Why do I feel like this is one of those trick questions?

[low-as-youcango.livejournal.com]

Betcha I'm a better ride than Josephina.

[joebartlett.livejournal.com]

Oh, fuck you.

[low-as-youcango.livejournal.com]

Oh hell no. Not even if the girls were into it. You don't got enough boobs for my taste.

Though if the demon ever makes us go batshit enough, I top, dude.

[joebartlett.livejournal.com]

...Dude, gross, no. There's not enough batshit in the world.

[low-as-youcango.livejournal.com]

Aw, now you're just hurtin' my feelings, Josephina! Not even a "If I were gay" nod? That's hurtful!

[joebartlett.livejournal.com]

But I'm not gay!

[low-as-youcango.livejournal.com]

Well neither am I, but if I was, your cute little butt would be all mine.

[joebartlett.livejournal.com]

...Yyyyeah, I can't even speak in 'what ifs' about this, it's creeping me out.

[low-as-youcango.livejournal.com]

You don't love me. I thought we had a solid bromance, man.

[joebartlett.livejournal.com]

I am so walking away now.

[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

Joe? Baby? Just shut up and kick him in the nads already, 'fore I do it and Harper yells at me.

[joebartlett.livejournal.com]

It's okay, he has ADD, he'll forget about the entire conversation in about five minutes. I just gotta wait it out.

[low-as-youcango.livejournal.com]

Hey! Don't make fun of my learning disabilities, you dick!

[joebartlett.livejournal.com]

Bitch.

[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

Okay, boys, break it up. Or Harper 'n me ain't makin' out for anyone's entertainment.

[low-as-youcango.livejournal.com]

Hankerita! You know Josephina better than anybody.

If he were gay, he'd be all over me, wouldn't he?

[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

Lowballs? Yer like the juvenile big brother I never had. I can't even begin to tell you how disgusting this conversation is, 'cause it's like incest in my brain.

...but if you weren't bromantically related to me? I could maybe see it.

[low-as-youcango.livejournal.com]

HA, I knew it.

[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

He'd top you, though. Hands down.

[joebartlett.livejournal.com]

Traitor!

[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

What!? You'd so be the top, baby, don't be mad!

[scaredtobreak.livejournal.com]

I probably could see it too but I have to give it to Lowell, he'd definitely be the top.

[low-as-youcango.livejournal.com]

HA! :D